1、钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡； cash are not omnipotent, sometimes also credit cards are needed…2、每个人都应该热爱动物，尤其是煮熟的； everyone should love animals, especially cooked ones 3、要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡； conserve water usage, so take shower together with ur gf/bf 4、要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道 use your heart to love your neighbor, but don’t let her husband know. 5、每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。 每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个； behind every successful man, there is always a woman. behind every unsuccessful man, there are always two. 6、再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛； Even the [...]

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